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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

HUSBAND FOR SALE SHOP

 A store that sells husband has just been opened in New York City. Where a woman may go to chose a husband. Among the instruction at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributs of the men increases as the shopper ascends the floor.
You may choose to go up the floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
woman goes to the husband store to find a husband on the 1st floor = these men have job and love the Lord. 2nd floor = these men have job, love the Lord, and love kids. 3rd floor = these men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking 'wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. 4th floor = these men have job, love the Lord, love kids, good looking, help wt the house work. 'Ho, mercy me! She exclaims, i can hardly stand it! Still she goes to the fifth floor. 5th floor = these men have job, love kids, good looking and help wt the house work, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads. 6th floor = you are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor, there are no men on this floor, this floor exist solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thanks you for shopping at the husband store, watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day! Please send this to laugh to all the women who can handle it .
Posted by MINISTER'S SERMON at 7:33 PM
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THE RESTUARANT BOUNCERAND THEIR COSTUMER



There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua . The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed." The man with the Doberman Pinscher says,
" You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye- dog." The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?" He answers, "Yes, they're using them now; they're very good and protect me from robbers, too." The man at the door says, "Come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua?????? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"

THE POLICE OFFICER;S JOKE JUST LUAGH

“Pull over the curb,” said the policeman.

“ You don’t have a taillight.
” The motorist stepped out, looked in back of the car, and stood quivering and speechless.
“ Oh, it’s not that bad,” said the policeman.
The man mumbled,
“It’s not the taillight I am worried about. Where are my wife and trailer?