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Saturday, February 12, 2011

THE DANGEROUS TIME (PART1)


Thursday, January 6, 2011


For the uninitiated, a Dictionary definition of the term “Plimsoll line” is that it is a line drawn on the lower end of ships, marking the maximum level to which the ship can sink into water after its tare capacity is full. Simply put, it is an indication of the vessel’s maximum loading capacity.



If the water level goes above the Plimsoll line in the event of overloading or other technical problems, it is considered dangerous as the ship may sink. Ever wondered in this sin-accursed World (courtesy the original Adamic sin), where problems are the order of the day (Romans 8 :19-22) , the Great Creator has put in all of His children, His own “Plimsoll line”? Since, He knows our weak frame thoroughly He would never allow the problems of our lives to cross their limits. “No temptation has seized you except what is common to man.
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THE RESTUARANT BOUNCERAND THEIR COSTUMER



There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua . The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed." The man with the Doberman Pinscher says,
" You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye- dog." The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?" He answers, "Yes, they're using them now; they're very good and protect me from robbers, too." The man at the door says, "Come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua?????? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"

THE POLICE OFFICER;S JOKE JUST LUAGH

“Pull over the curb,” said the policeman.

“ You don’t have a taillight.
” The motorist stepped out, looked in back of the car, and stood quivering and speechless.
“ Oh, it’s not that bad,” said the policeman.
The man mumbled,
“It’s not the taillight I am worried about. Where are my wife and trailer?